<Smiling soft-focus pictures of Angelina Jolie and Brad Pit fill the screen>
husky voice: Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are two of the most beautiful and successful people on earth
<more close-ups of Brad and Angelina>
husky voice: What many of you may not know is that they also share the same credit card number!
<swirling, glowing numbers and astrological symbols appear over the faces of Brad and Angelina>
husky voice: And thus the science of creditcardology was born!
Leon thought this up yesterday. I am truly amazed how, with the utterance of one word the man can invent a whole new discipline of endeavor.