After
Dominic's code-camp presentation where he came down fairly strongly against being too “OO” I decided I'd design him a t-shirt to encapsulate his feelings on the matter. And thus was born from the jcooney.net paint + word-art labs the “
OO Sucks” t-shirt. Dominic says he plans to wear it to New Employee Orientation in Redmond on Monday. The design features layers upon layers of UML transitioning to jackson-pollock-esque splattered paint, with the words “OO Sucks“ in big letters (as shown below). If you've ever opened up a UML diagram and thought “there must have been an explosion at the pattern factory“, or felt like playing “design pattern bingo” with the code you're maintaining, or just feel like causing trouble at work maybe this is the shirt for you. 4 bytes per allocation - don't pay the object tax - fight the power.
high-res version for making your own t-shirt