I don't normally go in for this kind of thing, but when I saw this “what kind of coffee are you“ survey I knew I had to try it out. According to it I am an Iced Coffee. Like hell I am! I am a double-espresso, there are just no two ways about it. I've drunk 3 double espressos a day since as long as I can remember, and before that? I drank espresso con panna or viennas. I am not athletic. I don't drink coffee when I'm out with friends, I drink coffee every single day to keep me alive. Friends? BAH! I don't even HAVE friends! I have human endpoints I exchange [sometimes verbal] messages with. Caffeine addiction: medium - now this is just absolutely crazy. I get bad nasty pounding headaches if I don't have a coffee before mid-day. What would I need to rate a high? Slurp tripple espressons in the shower while washing myself with think-geek caffeinated soap before eating a breakfast of ground-up beans foating in Jolt Cola? Hey, that doesn't sound too bad, and breakfast is only about 5 hours away.....

You Are an Iced Coffee

At your best, you are: hyper, modern, and athletic At your worst, you are: cheap and angsty You drink coffee when: you're out with friends Your caffeine addiction level: medium